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Post 1 by Harmony (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 31-Aug-2007 4:39:55

Here is a joke that my science teacher told us a couple of years ago when we were learning about electricity.
There was a bus conductor on the back of a bus in America who told the bus drive he could go, but there were still people getting on the bus. The people got run over and the bus conductor was taken to court.
He was going to be executed by the electric chair.
When he got to the electric chair, they said to him, "You have one last request, what would you like?"
The bus conductor said, "I'll have the green banana out of your lunch box, please."
So they gave him the green banana.
Then they tried to electricute him, but it didn't work, so they said "OK, we'll let you off this time."
So the bus conductor went back to work and the same thing happened again and he was taken back to the electric chair and they asked him what he would like as his last request. He said "I'll have the green bana out of your lunch box, please."
So they gave him the green bana and were about to execute him, but it didn't work.
He was let off again and went back to work. more people got run over and the same thing happened again and he was going to be executed. They asked him "You have one last request, what would you like?"
The bus conductor said he would like the green banana. They gave him the bana and were about to electricute him, but it still didn't work.
They said "Why isn't this working?"
The bus conductor said, "It's because I'm such a bad conductor."
I thought that was funny but wouldn't hav understood it if we weren't going to be talking about electricity and conductors and things.

Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 31-Aug-2007 5:33:52

kind of corny but cute